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Employee’s Progress

Do these remind you of people you know . . . . . .

New employee

NewEmployee 

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(It's your first day at work and all is fine and great)

 

After 3 months...

AfterThreeMonths

You are listening to HOUSE music (because you are so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going)

 

After 6 months...

AfterSixMonths

You are listening to Heavy Metal (your days start at 0800 and end at 2000)

 

After 9 months...

AfterNineMonths

You are listening to Hip Hop (You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)

 

After a year...

AfteraYear

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP (Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!)

 

After a second year...

AfteraSecondYear 

You are listening to Techno
and have gone a bit... well... crazy!

 

And finally, after nth year...

AfterNYear


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The Best husband in the world

 

     And The Husband of the Year awards goes to:

 

But first.
The honorable mention goes to :

The United Kingdom 

hb1

...followed closely by

The United States of America 

hb2

and then .................  

Poland

hb3

3rd Place must go to

.........

Greece

hb4 

And it was very very close,

but the runner up prize

was awarded to....

.............   Serbia

hb5

 

 

And the Winner of the coveted

Husband of the Year Award

......goes to

.........   Ireland!

You've got to love the Irish.

hb6

Look, he's even

holding her hand..

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND ..

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HISterectomy..

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Mail to

Send this to all the men just to annoy them. Mail to

Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing!

 


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Do's and don'ts with babies

 

   Pictures from the book Safe Baby Handling Tips (Board book)

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Editorial Reviews

Product Description
New parents are often overwhelmed-and befuddled-when it comes to caring for their bundle of joy. Luckily Safe Baby Handling Tips saves the day with its hilarious "do's and don'ts" on baby care. Now incompetent parents everywhere can benefit from this indispensable guide, which also includes a unique Wheel of Responsibility to help moms and dads negotiate baby chores (and shirk diaper duty!) whenever they can. Makes baby-rearing a blast!


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About the Author
David and Kelly Sopp pretend to be expert baby handlers and are the founders of Wry Baby (wrybaby.com), a fun little gift and apparel company whose motto is Raise Funny People(tm). They live in San Francisco with their 5-year old son, who unwittingly started all this nonsense.


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