Sariwa (For Adults only) Tsup Tsup Joke Lang!
Teka teka. Bago mo buksan Ito medyo dahan dahanin mo lang para merong element of surprise!
Pagkatapos mong humalakhak eh di Share mo na!
Teka teka. Bago mo buksan Ito medyo dahan dahanin mo lang para merong element of surprise!
Pagkatapos mong humalakhak eh di Share mo na!
When you start reading the discussion thread below, I’m pretty sure you’ll be quick enough to realize what other people are really up to….Reading further will let you know what I mean.
Please don’t click to Report Fred and Ignacio Just share this to your friends.
Ahoy kamusta mga Boy Banat Friends. Nakakatuwa ang mga babys kahit sino lalo na ang mga Ina ay giliw na gilaw ka kaninlAng mga munting paslit.
Pero sa pagkakataong ito tignan natin ang pasensya mo kung hanggang saan ka makyu-kyutan sa mga Baby. O Sya sige simulan na ang kunsumisyon
Ang banat4today ay isa sa masasabi kong nag pioneer ng mga malulupit na banat na kalat na kalat sa Internet ngayon. Ito ay sinimulan natin sa pamamagitan ng ating BOY BANAT (strikes again) Series. Isama pa dyan yung Mga Banat ni Bob Ong
At dahil dyan ipinanganak naman si Boy Pickup ng Bubble gang na kakaiba naman kung humirit na nagkaroon pang Kape ka ba Music Video.
Sa dinami dami na ng mga Banat lines ngayon parang nalulunod nako kung baga information overload!!!! Itong post na to ay pangalawa sa aking huling Boy Banat Series at ang last ay inaantay ko lang dumami ang post sa Mga BANAT (I-POST ang pinakamatindi mong Banat) page.
Pansamantala nangalap ako ng magagandang banat sites na aking pinagsama sa baba.
1) Pinoy Banat Cheesy Punchlines
5) Pati pala sa Sulit.com.ph nagkalat na din
6) At isama na natin ang TipidPC.com
Ay nakalimutan ko pala ang title ng post na to. Pano na kaya kung wala nang mga banat? Hanggang kalian kaya ito tatagal? Ito ba ay aabot pa sa ating mga apo? O bigla na lang mawawala kasabay ni Boy Pickup? Well, nagtatanong lang po. Basta isa lang ang masasabi ko mawawala na ang “Mga banat” pero ang Banat4Today ay mananatiling bumabanat, ng Mga Jokes syempre!
Wag nyo nga po palang kalimutang bumisita palagi para sa ating mga bagong post. just remember “Banat4Today, Everyday Humor on the Internet” o kaya just search Boy Banat sa inyong paboritong Search Engine! Salamatttt!!
Boy Pickup Official Music Video with Lyrics!
Boy Pickup
Neneng “B”
Push Back
Bagoong
Dahon
MC Bits.
Lyrics:
Katahimikan x2 paraan wag magsiksikan.
Wag ka ng makulit ang lahat makinig humanda na pick up-an.
Makinig kayo sa groove. sa grower ng scooop…
Dalawang malupit ng west kaya wag dapat mabulol
Eto ang patindihan, pasikatan, pagalingan, balagtasan na hindi madadaan sa palakasan
Jack-en-Poy Ang papel ay panalo sa Bato.
Huwag ka nang magulo and reignnnnnn….yoooyy…
(Chorus)
Kape ka ba? Bakit? x3
Pagdating sa Pick up-an ako’y walang sabet
Kotse ka ba? Bakit? x3
Ang Ingles ng kotse ay Carrrrr….
Ma-ma..Mahilig ako sa ulong malaki at malambot
Ng-ng..Tumingin ako sa sky may Dragon na, sumipot!
Paborito kong fruits strawberry apple, saging sarap at durian…atis at kamatis..awww (prutas yan…prutas ngaaa!!!)
Mahirap umihi, may taong nakatingin…Mix mo…ang Blue, Yellow…Lalabas ay Green…(kulay yan ng ng Treeeesss….)
(Repeat Chorus)
Twinkle x4, Twinkle x2 jingle bells.
Matibay ang bangka pag… oslo ang papel….(makapal yan…)
Uno dos tres kwatro singko amoy sampaguita ang aking banyo.
Marami, many, pinaka most plantsa pang damit pwede ring pang groach…(ang cheap…cheap…)
(Repeat Chorus)
Sabi ni tatay wala akong mararating, sinagot ko…meron bang, ice cream.. x2 You scream..I scream.. hooo (pusang gala Pick up…)
Mga pictures ngayon.. hindi dine-develop pero girls at ako laging na de-develop.
Kami nga at the bay, umulan sa labas nabasa ang sapatos di nalunod ang isdaaaa…..!!!!
Panoorin ang Kabuuan.
Update: Kape ka ba MP3 Download
Sira ba ang araw mo? Nalulungkot ka ba? May gusto ka bang pasayahin? Aba eh Panoorin mo na to nang maalis naman kahit sandali ang pagod at lungkot mo!
Kung bitin ka halika at panoorin din sina Katrina Halili at Hayden Kho
1) When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).
In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million.
They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.
Andwhat
did Russians do......................???????
The Russians used a Pencil!!!
2) One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies.
The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department.
For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.
Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so.
But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line.
He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.
Moral of the story: KISS (Keep It Simple,Stupid) i.e. always look for simple solutions.
Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem
So, learn to focus on solutions not on problems .