Naaalala ko pa nung di pa sikat ang Youtube. Madalas kaming mag share ng mga nakakatawang bagay sa Internet gamit ang e-mail. Natagpuan ko ulit ang collection ko ng mga nakakatuwang soundclip kaya naisipan ko lang i-share.

Ito ay para sa mga hindi pa nakarinig nito. Enjoy!

1) She kicked my Dog – Isang prank call na kung saan isang boses bumbay ang tumawag sa isang bahay at pinagbibintangan ang isang dalagita na sinipa nito ang kanyang aso.

She kicked my Dog by agentpx

2) Little Becky – Siya ay isang bata na nais pa-demolish ang kanyang eskwelahan sapagkat naiinis siya sa mga teachers niya na palaging nagbibigay ng sangkatutak na assignments.

Little Becky by agentpx

3) Duckjob – Pilyong Donald Duck! Actually meron akong tagalog version nito pero sa sobrang brutal ay parang katulad ng tigidong na kumalat noon sa internet o ringtone kaya nagdesisyon akong wag na lang I post hehe.

Duckjob by agentpx

4) Airport prank - Ito naman ay isang paging system sa airport na kung saan pinababasa ang mga pangalan na tunog arabo pero pag binasa sa engish ay kakaiba ang meaning:

• Ang pangalan kunyari ay;

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

Pag binasa sa English ay;

My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard

Pakinggan.

Sounds Like: My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard by agentpx

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First watch the first video, then watch the second one or Play it both at the same time. You decide which one is HOTTER!

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Actions speak louder than words!

Do it now. Then it's done. --Unknown

Do it! Move it! Make it happen! No one ever sat their way to success. --Unknown

 

If not you, then who? If not now, then when? --Hillel

Don't ask for instructions if you can't follow directions. --Randall D. Worley

Don't try, DO IT! --My mom.

Don't just stand there -- do something! --Anonymous

If there's a way to do it better... find it. --Thomas A. Edison

Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it. --Unknown

If you wait for perfect conditions you will never get anything done. --Mike Seseed

It is always your next move. --Napoleon Hill

Do today what others won't, so you can live tomorrow how others can't. --Bill Britt

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. --Theodore Roosevelt

Do what you fear most and you control fear. --Tom Hopkins

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. --Will Rogers

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits. --Thomas Edison

Experience isn't interesting until it begins to repeat itself. In fact, till it does that, it hardly is experience. --Elizabeth Bowen

It is always your next move. --Napoleon Hill

Few wishes come true by themselves. --Unknown

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. --Epictetus

For every disciplined effort there is a multiple reward. --Jim Rohn

It's a natural law: You receive as much as you give. --Paul Karasik

Goals are dreams we convert to plans and take action to fulfill. --Zig Ziglar

 

He who hesitates misses the green light, gets bumped in the rear, and loses his parking space. --Herbert Prochnow

Ideas are funny little things. They don't work unless you do. --Unknown

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Can’t undestand a thing? Read it in English

1) Karaniwan makikita sa paligid ng social networking sites tulad ng Friendster at Multiply, jejemons ay mga taong may mababang IQs na kumalat sa paligid ng kanilang pagkasintu-sinto sa web sa pamamagitan ng tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, paggawa ng lahat ng tao na tumitingin sa kanilang mga profile magtaas ng kanilang mga kilay sa labas ng pagkabagot.

Normal na mga tao na gusto mo at dapat ako kumuha ng Bachelor of Arts sa Jejetyping upang maunawaan ang sinabi ng mga indibidwal, bilang deciphering ang kanilang mga teksto ay sanhi ng isang pulutong ng mga kabiguan at buhok batak.
Ingat: MGA indibidwal ay mga baboy! Sila ay nakita nakakawasak kalituhan pambalarila on Facebook Masyadong!

2) Jejemons ay hindi lamang nakakulong sa trying-hard gangsters Filipino at emos. Isang Jejemon maaari din isama ang isang iba't ibang mga Latino-Hispanic fags na enjoy pag-type ng "jejejejeje" sa isang mas malawak na konteksto, marami sa pangmamata ng kanilang mga opponents sa isang internet laro MMORPG tulad ng Ragnarok at DOTA.

3) talaga kahit sino na may isang mababang pagpapahintulot sa tamang bantas, syntax at grammar. Jejemons ay karaniwang kinasusuklaman o hunted down sa pamamagitan ng Jejebusters o ang balarila Nasi upang puksain ang kanilang mga pambalarila paraan.
Sa AIM o YM:

 

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!

miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

Dictionary Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jejemon

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Ok Time na naman para sa Banat 4 Today, This time mga Banat Video Edition. enjoy!

See Cartoon Edition and the MTV Edition here

Cartoon Edition

 

MTV Edition

 

Mga Banat ni Boy 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

Mayroon ka bang pinakatago tagong BANAT (Pickup Lines)? Ito ba ay tungkol sa love, corny, funny, cool, malupit, nakakatawa, para sa mag-syota, para sa mag-asawa kahit ano pwede! Kung ganun mag-post ka na dito!

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Whoa! After the JK Wedding Entrance Dance. Here comes another JK surprise. The Unexpected Divorce Hearing Entrance. LOL.

i have seen and got this on an another site break.com.. since most of you are amazed what Jill and Kevin had in mind about their wedding entrance its funny to think what will happen when they (joke) divorced....

*************** NOTHING FOLLOWS ***************

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Jill and Kevin’s wedding “Entrance Dance” is starting to gain popularity in YouTube (edited: Oh No it’s now an Internet sensation!) 

I was dancing in my seat while watching the video. Some of the entourage don’t dance well but it helps spice up the ceremony. I eagerly waited for the Bride to come out and that was the exciting part. What a nice way to spice up a Wedding! 

Click "Read full article" to Watch the couple Kevin Heinz and Jill Peterson interviewed at Today Show and to find out the "Secrets Behind Wacky Web Wedding Aisle Dance"

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You might also like “What a nice way to spice up a Wedding!”

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Have you seen a YouTube Interactive Video like Boone Oakley or Beat up Chris Brown? Well, Here's a new YouTube feature where you can create and watch videos in 3D. That's right in full 3D!

If you happen to have your 3D glasses from Shrek and Superman movies wear it now and watch the movie below. If you don’t have one, there is a way just click “Read full Article”

Instructions:

For those who have 3D eye glasses. Don’t forget to select “Red/Cyan Glasses Full Color” (see Image above) from the dropdown at the bottom of the video when you click here. 

For those unfortunate people who doesn't have a 3D eye glasses like me. We can still watch it while Crossed-Eyed. Come on experience the Fun!

For best experience click here. but don’t forget to select “Cross-Eyed” (see Image above)

HOW TO MAKE 3D YOUTUBE VIDEOS

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  In a London Airport, a recording machine was put under a PA speakers.

Then a flight where you expect people with unpronounceable names (i.e. Saudi Arabia) is a perfect timing to submit a pre-written note at the Airport Helpdesk. This note contains fictitious passenger names for airport staff to read them out over the PA system.

The passenger's names looked innocent enough on paper but they sounded like something else when read out loud. 

Looks like…	Sounds Like…	Reads Like…
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed	Sounds Like: I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired by agentpx	I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired

Looks like…	Sounds Like…	Reads Like…
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed	Sounds Like: I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired by agentpx	I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie	Sounds Like: I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody by agentpx	I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost	Sounds Like: I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed by agentpx	I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet	Sounds Like: Oo-ah, that 's better and now I need a shit by agentpx	Oo-ah, that 's better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted	Sounds Like: My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard by agentpx	My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee	Sounds Like: Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea by agentpx	Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

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Lola Techie Plays Counter Strike. Dami Abangers Reset reset! LOL

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Lola Techie Uses Youtube and Facebook! SuperPoke wahahah

Akalain mo yun marunong din si Lola gumamit ng Twitter LOL

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Before watching the Video let me give you a summary of the content.

World’s Fastest Everything summary:

1) World’s Fastest Shooter - 8 Rounds 1 second, Six shots, Reload, Six Shots – 2.99 seconds

2) World’s Fastest Cup Stacker – 3 stacks in 10 seconds

3) World’s Fastest Clapper - 14 Claps per Second

4) World’s Fastest 100 Meter Race – 8.6 seconds

5) World’s Fastest Undresser – 7.31 seconds

6) World’s Fastest Soccer Goal – 3.17 seconds

7) World’s Fastest Stamper – 10 seconds for 1 booklet/100 leafs

8) World’s Fastest Rubik’s Cube Solve – 9.18 seconds

9) World’s Fastest Pizza Maker – 3 Large Pizzas in 49.1 seconds

10) World’s Fastest Gun Reloader

11) World’s Fastest Expert MineSweeper – 37 seconds Expert Mode

Whoaaa the Minesweeper Expert Blew my Mind. I can’t even do it in Novice Mode .

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A collection of Fans’ Videos that are not just Fans but AVID!!!

 

Britney Spears Fan

 

David Archuleta Fans

Tweens Freak Out Over American Idol Results|Viral/Other | SPIKE.com

 

World of Warcraft Fan

 

Michael Jackson Fans

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They both hit the internet virally. For some reason, One pose girl does the exact same pose for every picture taken of her and for another reason Locked Jaw girl does the same with her Jaw opened wide. So to make things more exciting I am conducting a poll as to which Girl you like most?

To watch the videos click read full article. I consider these two girls clip as the best hilarious funny viral video ever!

One Pose girl

Locked Jaw Girl

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Michael Jackson, has passed away at the age of 50. He died of a Cardiac arrest at his rented house in the posh Los Angeles neighborhood of Holmby Hills. His death was untimely because I heard his comeback concert is scheduled this July. During an Interview he publicly announced that this will be his last performance, but that won’t happen now.

Considering that  all  tickets to his concert has been sold out,  many of his fans including me was so depressed because his passing away is such a big lost in the music industry. Michael Jackson, My Idol died today June 25, 2009, California Time.

Going back to my teen hood. During that time, it is very hard to watch an MTV of Michael Jackson unless you pay attention really hard on the Television and hope that you get to watch his famous “Thriller” single. Today, you just have to go to YouTube and watch your favorite MTV of him.

Watch a video compilation of Michael Jackson by clicking Read full article.

I’ve embedded Michael Jackson’s best selling MTV/album of all time, the Thriller.

Here’s a tribute for you my Idol. RIP MJ! 

 

Another article:  Michael Jackson’s death Takes down the Internet

Watch Thriller

Billie Jean

Beat It

They don’t care about us

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Anong masasabi nyo?

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Many have sought, Many have failed, Many was caught. Now It’s your chance to watch an unpublished Hayden Kho and Katrina Halili Scandal Video.

Hayden and Katrina are Philippines’ ShowBiz Icons that made controversy about a  video uploaded in the Internet which turned out as Sex Scandal. More stories here

 

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